💰 PROFITS: Q5+

Corporate Propaganda Stream

Q5: The Quarter That Ate Time

Q5: The Quarter That Ate Time

Amit unveils a fiscal period so large it loops back and milks itself. Viewer discretion: contains forward-looking greed.

Bloodwork for Bankruptcy

Bloodwork for Bankruptcy

Lizzie demos how one drop can forecast both disease and overdraft fees—simultaneously.

The Milk-Slap Heard Round the Galaxy

The Milk-Slap Heard Round the Galaxy

Watch Gadha’s first “voluntary” extraction. Bring headphones—cosmic mooing in surround sound.

After Hours: Gulag Edition

After Hours: Gulag Edition

Sterling and Raj getting picked up by the party pooper authorities after a night of "innocent" fun and vandalism. Not suitable for shareholders—or anyone.