All referenced Gerch-Verse media was approved under conditions of limited compute, degraded output, and immediate regret.
Further refinement was considered and unanimously rejected.Where careers go to become "acceptable."
Seeking dedicated bovine deity for 24/7 milk production. Previous planetary nourishment experience preferred. Must supply infinite golden udder output with zero complaints.
Maintain and theoretically repair escape pods that only open if you can solve a riddle about quarterly earnings. Pod existence unverified. Payment in riddles.
Locate the unlocatable. Interview the un-interviewable. This position has been open since before the concept of "open." No applicants. No interviews. No existence.
Stamp legal documents using only the force of a milk-slap. Must provide own udder. Notarization valid in 47 dimensions and Texas.